Ugh, don’t make me cringe.
Future kidnappings? Is that a warning? I don’t recall being used as a damsel in distress before. Honestly, I don’t think I’d act very
Distressed.
I tend to be sarcastic and cynical in situations that regard my own well being.
Oh thank the Lord for that, can ya imagine how tired i am of the whole crying for help shit? Or the “waaah please my thrice removed cousin from my dead mother’s side has no toes or fingers, i gotta be alive for ‘im”.
Although, it would be nice of ya to scream a little, it’d give the man a little more drive, it’s kinda what he desperately needs.
Ever since our boy in blue kicked the bucket, little bat’s been getting softer and softer.