05

Sep

saccharocalvariam:

joquer:

ay assholes wanna spitshine my shoes?

You seem like you’re in a great mood

call it whatever ya want, i certainly feel like the coolest toy truck at the daycare

worn out, missing a few parts, covered in spit, bacteria and the poignant stench of oatmeal and a whole lot of not wanting tomorrow morning to happen, preferring a robust kick into the garbage bin instead of having to live through the next day around those unbearably grabby, insufferably dirty fuckin rat-sized humans.

oh, well go make em then! pawls hi, im nepeta leijon but call me ley im p much here to comment about food

Nice to meet ya, Ley. I’m Joker, you can call me J if ya want.

It’s a fair enough reason to be here, food gets ya outta bed in the mornin’.