Shit, I gotta ship myself some rabbit feet pronto.
This is super flattering!!!
My bad, didn’t mean to go overkill on ya, Sage.
Would it’s carefully calculated skeaniness grant me a yes?
Maaaaybe. If you’re super lucky.
Shit, I gotta ship myself some rabbit feet pronto.
Hallellujah, blessed middle-ground. Poptarts then, duly noted….
I’m not suuuuper good at reading in between the lines, but is this a sneaky way of asking me if I want to go out for poptarts? ;-)
Would it’s carefully calculated skeaniness grant me a yes?
It’s a cute name, just begs the question of whether or not it’s rude to buy ya a drink.
It definitely would not be rude to buy me a drink, though I’d probably prefer a poptart. :-P
Hallellujah, blessed middle-ground. Poptarts then, duly noted….
I’m sittin’ at my desk, popping benzos and listenin’ to music too.
What’s ya parakeet’s name?
I called him Belvedere because there’s no better indication that you have an alcohol problem than naming your parakeet after a vodka brand.
It’s a cute name, just begs the question of whether or not it’s rude to buy ya a drink.
Trust me, it did.
So whatcha doin’ right now, Sage? How do we continue this fruitful interaction between you and I?
Iiii’m sitting with my parakeet waiting for my hair to dry. I’m also numbing the atoms in my brain with music that probably shouldn’t be as loud as it is.
Wbu?
I’m sittin’ at my desk, popping benzos and listenin’ to music too.
What’s ya parakeet’s name?
Ay, amidst all the laughter and the burny-stingy sensation I was feelin’ all over my body, Joker came right up to the top of my head and holy shit did it stick with people.
I like Sage, Sage is a nice name.
I guess it did? Not sure. :-P
I like my name, too! What a crazy coincidink.
Trust me, it did.
So whatcha doin’ right now, Sage? How do we continue this fruitful interaction between you and I?
Well, ya sure know how to make a lady swoon!
i’m sorry, can’t help it. i was born this charming.
